Our newest break-in video

FRRB went deep behind enemy lines to look for evidence of fructose injection. And boy did we find stuff...and more.

A victim of TTS (two-tab syndrome)

Imagine Chernobyl but a million times worse. There are no figures on record about how many cans are afflicted with TTS (most likely because corporate root beer is doing everything possible to cover their tracks) but FRRB.com estimates that the number could be in the thousands.

A powerful image of William H. from Tulsa, OK

We were so moved when William H. sent us this picture. Supermarkets across northern Oklahoma had their shipments of corporate root beer delayed for hours because William held a sit-in, with a Maine Root in each hand, at a shipping distribution center outside of Tulsa.

William wrote, "There's nothing more powerful than staring down a pair of headlights as big as my face...and winning."

Identifying corporate root beer

How can you tell corporate root beer from free-range root beer? Look at the container. Is the root beer in a can? This could be the first sign of corporate root beer. Root beer, in its natural state, comes in a bottle. The can is an unfortunate byproduct of root beer CRUELTY and can corrupt the light, crisp taste that is typical of a free-range bottled root beer. Much as an egg is naturally brown, not white.

Has it been injected with Fructose?
Fructose injection is a cruel and painful process, which steals the heart and soul of a great-tasting root beer. To find out if this HUMILIATING process has occurred to the root beer, which you plan on enjoying, read the ingredients. If your root beer contains “high fructose corn syrup,” your root beer is not free range, it has been cruelly injected with fructose.

Genetically Modified Root beer
Like something out of a strange HORROR film, corporate root beer freakishly modifies the genetic code of its helpless root beer. Unfortunately, this horror is real. A root beer that is seemingly free range may have been genetically modified against its will. The only way to know is to find out from the root beer farmers themselves. See our links to find out about root beer that has NOT been cruelly modified.

Austin, TX protest

Whoever said Austin wasn't known for its activism clearly didn't walk, drive or bike by these courageous souls last week. Holding signs that said "Root for the Rootless," "Say Adios to Fructose" and "Give Corporate Root the Boot" got the message to the people.

Corporate root beer: faces of shame

Dylan was surprisingly jungle cat-like when on the prowl for this CFO, one of the worst root beer offenders in the United States.

We found him leaving his corner office one Friday afternoon and just couldn't refrain from a confrontation. We demanded answers about high fructose injection practices. The coward hopped into his SUV and, in a swirl of exhaust fumes, sped away. We think he flipped Dylan the bird.

Join the groovement

FreeRangeRootBeer.com is dedicated to stopping corporate root beer “by any means necessary.” Non-violence is our modus operandi. We spread our message mostly through non-violent protests, but also use root beer “breakouts” to free root beer from their bondage in their inhumane storage facilities. We’re on a path of peace, love and organic root-based beverages.